Jordan's Dark Secrets Revealed

I'm Jordan and this is the life and misadventures of me, your average 23-year-old college student in the middle of Wisconsin...which is dominated primarily by Harry Potter, food, the Hunger Games, dogs, Ghostbusters, turtles, The Avengers, food, The Big Bang Theory, movies, Narnia, memes, Doctor Who, books, Harry Potter, music, glasses, food, other miscellaneous nerd things, and me! This is a personal blog, but it's mostly Harry Potter-related. Like, 90% Harry Potter. Head's up: no one ever insults Ron Weasley in front of me and gets away with it. Oh, and for all you people wondering, I am an Asgardian half-blood wizard in Hufflepuff house, I am from District 4, and I can be found in Cabin 3, in front of Lake Lachrymose, just to the west of Narnia, and south of Mordor, on board the Black Pearl or the TARDIS. /nerdgasm BronzePhoenix201 on Pottermore. Hufflepuff. Look me up and friend me!


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icedteaandoldlace:

He also:

  • told Neville to stand up to people
  • confronted a full-sized mountain troll to save a girl he couldn’t stand
  • said it didn’t matter whether someone was a pureblood, half-blood, or Muggle-born
  • gave Dobby his sweater
  • faced a bunch of giant spiders in the hopes of saving the school and clearing Hagrid’s name
  • told Luna he loved her Quidditch commentary, and very sincerely tried to convince her he wasn’t teasing her
  • stood up on a broken leg, trying to protect Harry
  • gave up his grudge against Hermione the moment he learned how much she, Hagrid, and Buckbeak needed him
  • realized he was wrong about Harry putting his name in the Goblet of Fire, and promptly went to apologize
  • jumped into a freezing pond to save Harry and retrieve the Sword of Gryffindor
  • confronted his best friend to prevent his sister’s heart being broken any further than it already was
  • begged Bellatrix to torture him in place of Hermione
  • couldn’t break up with a girl who drove him nuts because he didn’t want to hurt her feelings
  • remembered the Hogwarts House Elves when no one else did, and wanted to make them evacuate, rather than order them to fight
  • tried to go back to Harry and Hermione as soon as he left them
  • didn’t make excuses for leaving, he came right out and admitted he had been wrong
  • didn’t get angry at Hermione for taking a long time to forgive him
  • saved Tonks’s life (while impersonating Harry to lower Harry’s chances of being killed, at the same time increasing his own)
  • told Hermione not to curse Draco, even though he hates him

In conclusion, Ron is awesome. The end.

and he put his shoes and socks on dobby to be buried in because he knew how much dobby loved clothes. disliking ron weasley’s character makes 0 sense.

(via avengewholocking)

I know right!! I love Martha, she’s one of my favourites.
She’s one of my favorites, too, and it makes me kinda sad that Martha gets so much unwarranted hate from people. Like, is it because she walked away? I mean, as much as I love Rose, the Doctor was SOOO hung-up on her throughout Martha’s whole season and I can understand why people don’t like Rose because of that. But to not like Martha because of that? I don’t get it.

I just don’t get why people hate on Martha. Like, why?

the-last-enemy:

One died for power. One died for lost love. One greeted death like an old friend.

the-last-enemy:

One died for powerOne died for lost love. One greeted death like an old friend.

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Walk into the club like what up, I got a hit song!

420,300 plays
Kidz Bop Kids,
Thrift Shop

dualglare:

pizzaforpresident:

catholicnun:

I have cancer

“$50 for a t-shirt that’s just silly overpriced”

it took me like an hour to listen to the whole song

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spectacularlyignorant:

“If you pay attention, there is a very important scene in the Room of Requirement when the fire is personified in each Hogwarts House. This shows that every House has two sides. Good and evil.”David Yates

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I don’t know about you, but it has always ANNOYED THE SHIT OUT OF ME that the logo for Goblet of Fire looks like this

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instead of this

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Like, would it have killed them to keep the subtitle in the same format as the others???

mydraco:

the potter generation

7. favorite Weasley: Ronald Weasley

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“Oof, she’s nuts!”

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whethervane:

chirart:

jhameia:

Cover of Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” on the koto and shakuhachi by Team Kozan 

that shakuhachi player is really rocking it

there’s nothing I don’t love about this

this is so badass

(via lupinism)

theadventuresofpam:

crocketingsolly:

“I can’t believe it….I’m on a box of cookies!”

I hope to god the person that put those stickers on there did it on purpose.

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